Jeff Rosenstock

88.9 KXLU Presents

Jeff Rosenstock

Lemuria, ROAR

Sun, February 18, 2018

Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm


This event is all ages

Jeff Rosenstock
Jeff Rosenstock
It’s almost midnight on a Saturday in the summer, and I live in New York City. I’m still in my 30s
and I don’t have to get up early tomorrow. By anyone’s standards, I should be heading out for the
night; dancing, drinking, meeting up with old friends, making new friends, making mistakes, and
feeling young in a city that allows you to remain young despite your age growing higher. I should
be out there living.
Instead, I just put a load of laundry in the machine in my building’s basement. I’m wearing a pair
of green shorts and I feel like an asshole in them. I have knobby knees and shorts don’t look good
on me. I am wearing a light green tshirt
and the whole outfit makes me vaguely feel like a
man dressed up for his first day of kindergarten. I am going nowhere tonight, and I
suspect this may apply in the long term as well.
This seems like the perfect time to write about Jeff Rosenstock .
Because no one I’ve ever met creates art that encapsulates this state of mind more than Jeff. It’s
music that’s catchier than any other music, music you can scream along to in a joyous frenzy. But
simultaneously, if you really listen to the lyrics you’re shouting, they can speak to a loneliness and
desperation so profound it’s soul crushing. I’ve lost myself in joy to Jeff’s songs and I’ve sat alone
depressed to Jeff’s songs, and I’ve felt both those things to the same song, sometimes on back to
back listens.
Nobody can take the exhilaration and possibilities of life and balance them with the depression of
a laundry room on a Saturday night like Jeff Rosenstock. His music can be like a funeral taking
place inside a bouncy house, or like a kids’ birthday party taking place inside a morgue. I say that
with the utmost sincerity and the intent to offer only the highest of praise.
If you’re reading this, you probably know the legend of Jeff Rosenstock by now. The Arrogant
Sons of Bitches had Long Island’s attention, and then mutated into Bomb the Music Industry, a
collection of musicians that were among the first to just give their music away, that spray painted
for fans, that did everything in a way that was financially illadvised
and built a cult unlike
any other in the process. Sometimes their shows had a dozen musicians on stage, sometimes it
was Jeff and an ipod. No matter what, there was always one thing that remained the same – this
band had as much integrity as Fugazi with none of the pretension but with all the emotion but
with a lot more fun and also I have to reiterate none of the pretension. To me it seems like Bomb
was like Fugazi if the members of Fugazi had been willing to let down their guards and laugh at
fart jokes. Again, this is meant as high praise. I really like Fugazi and am not trying to talk shit, it’s
just an apt metaphor.
When Bomb ended, Jeff was left standing in a lonely spotlight and we all wondered if he’d be ok.
Instead of even giving u s time to find out, he put out We Cool? and showed us all what growing up
looks like. Growing up fucking sucks, but it’s not for melodramatic reasons. It sucks because your
joints start hurting and you know you probably aren’t gonna get some of the things done that
you’ve always promised yourself you’re gonna get done and you still have a lot of guilt about
dumb shit you pulled when you were like 19. We Cool? showed us that Jeff Rosenstock’s version
of growing up wasn’t going to betray Bomb or its fans or the things people loved about them, it
was going to put a magnifying glass on his own impulses and insecurities as an individual in a
way that was both shockingly frank and impossibly catchy.
Jeff’s music, if you ask me, is for people who really and truly feel like they could change the world,
if only they could muster up the strength to leave the fucking house. It’s for people who get into
group situations and have every instinct inside their heads scream that the world is a fucked up
and terrifying place and they should crumble up into a corner and wait to die, but who instead
dance like idiots because what the fuck else is there to do? It’s music that makes me feel like
maybe, just maybe, if I do things the right way I can help make the world a better place, while
with the knowledge that I don’t fucking matter and there’s no reason not to give up,
except maybe I shouldn’t because what if deep down people are actually beautiful, giving, and
It’s music that makes me lose myself like I used to when I was 13 and first discovered the joy of
punk rock, but it’s also music that makes me think way too fucking hard about why the world is
how it is and if I might be someone with enough heart to throw a few punches in the effort to
make shit just a tiny bit better for others for one fucking second of one fucking day.
It’s simple punk rock. It’s also complicated and beautiful and working class and perfect.
Is the above a little cheesy? Sure. But I think it’s true and I think it’s all worth saying. Because
having become friends with Jeff over the past few years, I can say the following with great
certainty – he actually is what he says he is. And because of that, all the above applies. His
integrity is untouchable. We all need to take a second and appreciate how much time this guy has
wasted finding all ages venues. How much money he has passed on to retain his credibility as an
artist. If other artists – myself chief among them – conducted themselves with an ounce of the
integrity Jeff approaches all areas of art and life with, the world would be a better place.
I know this might sound silly to people who don’t get it – they might say “ It’s just punk rock, calm
down.” – but fuck those people, we all know Jeff is a musical genius. If he wanted to go ghost write
songs for Taylor Mars and Bruno Swift, I bet he could make millions of dollars doing so. Music is
easy for him. He could write empty songs and hand them off to hollow artists and we all know
he’d kill it and he wouldn’t have to deal with shaking down shady promoters for a few hundred
bucks or driving overnight to get to the next venue or stressing about paying bills or any of it. He
continues to not do any of that easy shit and that’s because he’s not bullshitting about doing
things not just the right way, but in a way that’s more idealistic than reality actually allows for. He
does that for us.
The guy is a genius poet while simultaneously being the definition of a fucking goon from Long
Island. There is nothing not to love. The album you are about to listen to, WORRY., only furthers
and exceeds the myth of Jeff Rosenstock, he who is mythical for being the most normal dude from
a boring place any of us have ever met; mythical for sticking to his guns when all logic points in
the other direction; mythical for writing melodies that stick in our brains and lyrics that rip our
guts out; mythical most of all for being not mythical at all. He’s just Jeff. It’s not that complicated.
But in a world where everything is driven by branding and image and hidden agendas, being not
that complicated makes him perhaps the most complicated artist I know.
Enjoy this album. Enjoy it as a whole. The second half is going to blow your mind with its
ambitiousness – in my opinion the second half of this album will be viewed over time as a
triumph and high water mark of a cool ass career. And the singles – “Wave Goodnight to Me” is
untouchable. “Blast Damage Days” will make you feel ok about the fact that the world seems to
be built on a foundation of quicksand.
And when you’re done listening, don’t forget – you probably can’t change the world, but you’re
kind of a dick if you don’t at least try. Jeff’s been falling on the sword for the rest of us for years
and it’s on all of us to at least go down swinging.
“The Distance Is So Big” continues in the band’s tradition of songs that unfold like mini-suites, hopscotching from one melodic figure or time signature to the next with a playwright’s sense of structure.” - NPR
Without a distinguishable understanding of the pop and intensity, a silent video of a Lemuria show would appear to be that of a blistering hardcore trio. To the viewers surprise, turning the audio on they’d find an intricate indie-pop trio.
Lemuria might not sound like they are from Buffalo, NY, but the band was proudly birthed there, following the legacy of an oddly eclectic, if not eccentric, music scene. When you loosen your ears to the sugary indie-pop, you’ll discover discordant notes, odd time signatures, and brutal riffs creating menacing yet catchy music. After putting out records on many celebrated labels like Bridge 9, Asian Man, No Idea and Suburban Home, they recently released a comic book 7” collaboration with Mitch Clem and Silver Sprocket documenting their tour of Russia.
The Phoenix, Arizona, band ROAR is what we can imagine to be a child of Cuomo's wide-spread power-pop influence, but just as much the offspring of Brian Wilson playing his piano in the middle of a sandbox filled with dog turds and Van Dyke Parks thinking about dreamy, ginger-scented girls, whose wholesomeness is unparalleled and boys who have the purest (sometimes with devils inside them) intentions toward them that we could possibly expect out of boys of any era. Owen Evans writes songs that are the new versions of romantic odes. They aren't the baby, baby, lovey dovey, romantic odes of the Phil Spector or Ronnie Spector times (the pair's black and white illustrations make up the front and back sleeves of ROAR's "I Can't Handle Change" vinyl album), but instead, they are the romantic odes of two young people in love with each other, who happen to casually and without incident cuss in conversation, who maybe talk about Michael Pollan books, who maybe don't have any problems with pornography and who aren't afraid to admit that they love the movies "Waitress" and "Kill Bill" equally and for similar reasons, oddly enough. The above description doesn't really matter at all. It's just an exercise in showing that classic love stories have changed, but here they are on "I Can't Handle Change." You hear the muggy, distorted guitar in "Just A Fan" that could have come right from "In The Garage," Cuomo's take on Wilson's "In My Room," and you hear within the doo-wop-y swings of these songs, a young man who just wants to spend his time holed up with the girl who comes as close to his dreams as he can ever hope to get and if that happens - if their hands fit snugly together - then he knows he could wish for nothing else. It's just about fitting together with another person who's uncannily like you in the important ways and it's about eating soup and sharing ice cream together, not worrying if your feet stink and enjoying the mundane and the thrilling all with the same kind of enthusiasm, then writing a love song about it all. Yes, that's what it's all about.
Venue Information:
The Teragram Ballroom
1234 West 7th Street
Los Angeles, CA, 90017